Todayregistration what state?

Drops General to some drafts the logistics depot to inquire that,”Todayregistration what state?” Stationmaster replied that,”The report senior official,yesterday andday before yesterday all had a person to register,today registrationpopulation slightly dropped compared to yesterday and the day beforeyesterday!”

How is also dead?

Me and a friend to go after the sea Liu Wan,suddenly jumped out of a person holding a gun,facing my friend asked:1 +1 get a few?My friend said:too …get 2.Bang!!!”You know too much!”The next day I and another friend to go after the sea,a man holding a knife,rushed out,facing the friend said:under what circumstances the… Read more How is also dead?

Monkey picked up a card

IP card: Monkey picked up a card, it want to see what cards are on the climb branches point of view, when a lightning in it. Monkeys cried: the original IP card ah yes!

I am sorry five

The giraffe married monkeys,a year later the giraffe put forward a divorce:I never had the jumping of day!The monkey is great anger:from is from!Who saw kiss a mouth still have to climb a tree! There is a student who really loves learning English. Day and night, he never miss a single chance to speak English.… Read more I am sorry five

my toes green

A man goes to see the doctor say:”my toes green.” The doctor say:”you this is,the people have cancer resection of the big toes cut,and the next day he went to see the doctor,said:” my second toe is green,the doctor say:”you this is cancer,resection.” The man took the second toe is removed.Five toes were removed after,he… Read more my toes green

Pascal crying

A group of great scientists dodge arrested in heaven after death.Turn Aisi Tan arrest,he opened his eyes and count to 100 clear,that all hid,only Newton was still standing there.Einstein walked over,said:”Newton,I caught you.” Newton:”No,you did not catch Newton.” Einstein:”You are not Newton who you are?” Newton said:”You see my feet What is this?”Einstein looked down… Read more Pascal crying

Didn’t think,god cried

A south Korean man,a Japanese and a Chinese to saw god. South koreans asked god,”we Korea when can obtain the football World Cup winner?” God said:”50 years.” South Korean people cried:”woo ugghhhhh…I this lifetime is to see!” The Japanese also asked god,”we Japan when can World Cup win?” God said:”maybe 100 years!” The Japanese also… Read more Didn’t think,god cried

To have a new staff

To have a new staff,wrong number phone to him,general manager of office,he did not know,offended the general manager,general manager angrily question:Do you know who I am?I was general manager of the company! So the staff asked:Do you know who I am?Other answer do not know,”good.” Staff to hang up the phone.