Drops General to some drafts the logistics depot to inquire that,”Todayregistration what state?” Stationmaster replied that,”The report senior official,yesterday andday before yesterday all had a person to register,today registrationpopulation slightly dropped compared to yesterday and the day beforeyesterday!”
One night, a psychotic escaped from the hospital, he took a pistol to walk in the street. Suddenly, he seized by a young gun, his head to say: “one plus one equals?” Young people think a frightened and said: “after fear is 2.” The mental patient hesitation shoot young! Then gun in the bosom, coldly… Read more One night, a psychotic escaped from the hospital
Me and a friend to go after the sea Liu Wan,suddenly jumped out of a person holding a gun,facing my friend asked:1 +1 get a few?My friend said:too …get 2.Bang!!!”You know too much!”The next day I and another friend to go after the sea,a man holding a knife,rushed out,facing the friend said:under what circumstances the… Read more How is also dead?
IP card: Monkey picked up a card, it want to see what cards are on the climb branches point of view, when a lightning in it. Monkeys cried: the original IP card ah yes!
The giraffe married monkeys,a year later the giraffe put forward a divorce:I never had the jumping of day!The monkey is great anger:from is from!Who saw kiss a mouth still have to climb a tree! There is a student who really loves learning English. Day and night, he never miss a single chance to speak English.… Read more I am sorry five
A man goes to see the doctor say:”my toes green.” The doctor say:”you this is,the people have cancer resection of the big toes cut,and the next day he went to see the doctor,said:” my second toe is green,the doctor say:”you this is cancer,resection.” The man took the second toe is removed.Five toes were removed after,he… Read more my toes green
One day Cats, rabbits and mice are discussing their poo shape. The rabbit satisfiedly say: “you see, my poop is oval in shape, hey. Mouse: “have what fantastic, I of feces are rounded, roar roar. The rabbit anger. The rabbit, mouse: “the cat, you of?!” Cat: “my is a triangle.” The rabbit, mouse adores, said:… Read more Cats, rabbits and mice are discussing their poo shape.
A group of great scientists dodge arrested in heaven after death.Turn Aisi Tan arrest,he opened his eyes and count to 100 clear,that all hid,only Newton was still standing there.Einstein walked over,said:”Newton,I caught you.” Newton:”No,you did not catch Newton.” Einstein:”You are not Newton who you are?” Newton said:”You see my feet What is this?”Einstein looked down… Read more Pascal crying
A south Korean man,a Japanese and a Chinese to saw god. South koreans asked god,”we Korea when can obtain the football World Cup winner?” God said:”50 years.” South Korean people cried:”woo ugghhhhh…I this lifetime is to see!” The Japanese also asked god,”we Japan when can World Cup win?” God said:”maybe 100 years!” The Japanese also… Read more Didn’t think,god cried
To have a new staff,wrong number phone to him,general manager of office,he did not know,offended the general manager,general manager angrily question:Do you know who I am?I was general manager of the company! So the staff asked:Do you know who I am?Other answer do not know,”good.” Staff to hang up the phone.