The wife was folding up the cloths while the husband came in and said:”Honey, I am so hungry! Could you oblige me some food please?” “I will make the onion fried mutton for you,”The wife answered,”but you must mince the 3 onions in the fridge first.” A few minutes later, the husband came back:”Can I… Read more He put his head in the water instead of the onions.
A man went to a fortune-teller,the fortune-teller touches his bones to predict his life,and said:you will be in love when you are 20,get married in 25,and have a son or daughter in 30,living with your family safe and sound,enjoying your twilight years afterwards,The man angrily:as a doctor,I am already thirty-five years old,no girlfriend yet. Lost… Read more A man went to a fortune-teller
The man is dead Man: “what’s wrong with you?” Female:”…… It seems that you really do not understand me.” Man: “what’s wrong with you? What do you say?” Woman: “I thought you knew.” Man: “you have to tell me I know I do not understand ah.” Female: “do not understand people who will not understand,… Read more joke about love
She likes to laugh on the back of my bike, because the girl who loves to laugh is not too bad. But the problem is, since the luck will not be too bad, why would the sad reminder to sit on my bike? —————————————————————————– 1 and he said to him, “I have nothing to do… Read more Humorous sentences about emotional men and women
After marriage, men and women are completely different, they hit his wife after marriage, his girlfriend before marriage —————————————————————————- Now there are a lot of women prefer not to marry, why? Because they found that they couldn’t buy a whole hog for a sausage. —————————————————————————- Why do women have a lot of time? Because the… Read more Enduring humor: emotional men and women
A pair of boys and girls to talk. Boy: if i lean against you, what would you do? Girl: I will resist! Boy: if I reach out to hold your waist, what would you do? Girl: of course I will resist! Boy: if i want to kiss you, what will you do? Girl: of course… Read more A pair of boys and girls to talk
A beautiful young girl to marry an old man, we are very sorry for her. A friend asked her: “how come you marry a frail old man?” She smiled and asked: “if someone gave you a cheque for $about one million, you can not care about the date?”
At the party, there was a lady who had been staring at a man not far away from his eyes. The man felt a little embarrassed and decided to go over and ask. He politely asked her if they had met somewhere before. “We’ve never seen each other.” She replied very politely, “but you look… Read more you look like my third husband
The wife took a dog back and decided to give it the same name as her husband. In the face of a strong wife, husband dare anger, had obediently said: “my dear, if you can consider, let the little dirty dog and my name not too well, will often make mistakes……” This is to say:… Read more called the dog, my voice is very gentle
Wife suspected her husband was having an affair, she invited a private detective to track. Finally, the detective found out the truth, he said to her: “this afternoon, your husband went to a beauty salon, a fashion store, a ballroom.” “He must have a bad behavior……” She said, “No! He’s following you.” His answer.