One night, a psychotic escaped from the hospital, he took a pistol to walk in the street. Suddenly, he seized by a young gun, his head to say: “one plus one equals?” Young people think a frightened and said: “after fear is 2.” The mental patient hesitation shoot young! Then gun in the bosom, coldly… Read more One night, a psychotic escaped from the hospital
When inquired by the physician about the cause of his bone fracture,the patient said,”I felt sand in my shoes.I therefore leaned against a power pole to shake the sand off.An idiot passed by and thought that I got an electric shock from that pole.So he found a stick and tried to hit me out of… Read more I felt sand in my shoes
Doctors tell patients with sleep distress. Doctors see several kinds of prescriptions are invalid,they teach only to the original treatment:”You insist on count has the number to 3000,a few days and then came to see me.” The next meeting,the patient was still sad looking,lassitude. “Doctor,I still can not sleep ah.I am as you say,adhere to… Read more Doctors tell patients with sleep distress.
intellectual deficiency Bob:Doctor,how to tell a guy has intellectual deficiency who seems normal? Doctor:It’s very easy.You can ask him a question.He must be have intellectual deficiency if he can’t answer. Bob:what’s the question? Doctor:Captain Hook had travled world 3 times and he died in one time,which time? Bob:Excuse me?Do you have another questions?I have to… Read more intellectual deficiency
Here I will tell you a story: Once there is an idiot He will answer whatever questions with”No” If you ask”Have you had a meal?”the anwser will be “No” If you ask about his age,the answer will be “No” If you ask about his work,the answer will still be a “No” One word,everything is “No”to… Read more Have you heard of the story?
A psychopath was singing on the bed,then he stirred on the bed and went on singing.A doctor asked him:Why do you stirred on the bed?It’s not related to sing!The psychopath said:Fool,I’ll certainly sing following B side when i’ve finished A side. It was raining heavily outside.Psychopaths went out to drench with rain.They said:Great!Just like having… Read more they don’t wait until the rain become warm!
There is an old lady in a bedlam,she always wearing black clothes,sitting in front of the bedlam’s gate with a black umbrella.A doctor think,to treat her,he must know what is she thinking about.Then,he wears black clothes,and also sitting in front of the bedlam’s gate with a black umbrella.After a little time,the old lady talks to… Read more “excuse me,are you a mushroom too?”
BeiBei have to go to the hospital to get flu shots.When the doctor rub the alchol on his butt,BeiBei asked his father” why we must rub the alchol before flu shots?” His father seriously said” the cotton contain alchol,so when your butt is drunk,you won’t fell pain.” BeiBei said” but i can still fell the… Read more when your butt is drunk,you won’t fell pain
A freak patient was writing a letter when a nurse approached him and asked him what he was doing.He said ” Am writing a letter,can’t you see it!” “But,to whom?” the nurse asked. He said it is for myself.”What did you write about?” asked the nurse. He said” You are nut,I haven’t received it at… Read more I haven’t received it at all,how do I know the content?”
There is a doctor after emergency care after class. The car on the way home, he saw a move next to a person lying in a car does not move, he quickly jumped out of the car, said to the people lying on the ground: “I am the hospital emergency doctor, can I help… Read more There is a doctor after emergency care after class