A farmer is hoeing, a crow flew overhead, shit to the peasants, the peasants to lambaste: “fuck! I don’t know how to wear underwear.” The crow answered: fuck, you shit underwear!
Two lovers fall in love, the man put a fart, it is too smelly, the woman said: “what do you eat? Put the cow fart!” The man said: “how do you want the recipe?”
On the train, a man can want to defecate, coincides with the train stop, the toilet closed. Had to put his ass out of the window, the duty officer saw roar: “that fat face, hurry back to his head, careful car rub you, say you that! You don’t hear the guys eating sausages?”