Uncle,I am a peanut

One day,a few children at the zoo with throwing peanuts to the animals,the administrator met,bring them into the office.Administrators pointed to a little girl asked:”What’s your name?Just done a bad thing?” The little girl said:”My name is Flower,I just keep the peanuts thrown into the gorilla enclosure.” Administrators pointed to a The little boy asked:”What’s… Read more Uncle,I am a peanut

What is one plus one?

A camping groud is recruiting new soldiers.A is the first to have an interview.The interviewer asked:”What is one plus one?” A answered:”3.” “That’s wrong.” “5.” “That’s wrong!” “7!” “That’s not right,either.You can go now!” said the interviewer,writing on the notebook:Uneducated,but can act according to circumstances.Recruited! B entered and the interviewer asked him:” What is one… Read more What is one plus one?

Todayregistration what state?

Drops General to some drafts the logistics depot to inquire that,”Todayregistration what state?” Stationmaster replied that,”The report senior official,yesterday andday before yesterday all had a person to register,today registrationpopulation slightly dropped compared to yesterday and the day beforeyesterday!”