Wow!I get to Amsteron!

Once I took the plane to Amsterdam,Holland,the man beside me suddenly said surprisingly:”Wow!I get to Amsteron!” And finally,I laughed all the way.It still amused me till now when I think about it.

the polar bear family

the polar bear family A little polar bear asked his mom a question little polar bear:”Mom,are you sure I am a polar bear?not a cola or a brown bear” Momy:”Yes you are,my boy.” and the little polar bear went to ask his dady little polar bear:”Dady,are you sure I am a polar bear?not a cola… Read more the polar bear family

the hedgehogs on the road

the hedgehogs on the road two hedgehog came to the road and they want to cross the road on the zebra crossing one of the hedgehog said:”Don’t do this!” another one asked:”Why not?” first one said:”You will know after you see the accedent that happened to the zebra”

Asking for help

Asking for help One day a police station get a call from a very nerves girl. “Sir!Help!Help!” “Miss,please calm down,what’s wrong?” “There is a cat coming in my room “oh,I think it’s not a big deal for a cat’s coming” “No,no this cat is very dengerous,the cat is dengerous” “Miss,the cat is really not dengerous”… Read more Asking for help

intellectual deficiency

intellectual deficiency Bob:Doctor,how to tell a guy has intellectual deficiency who seems normal? Doctor:It’s very easy.You can ask him a question.He must be have intellectual deficiency if he can’t answer. Bob:what’s the question? Doctor:Captain Hook had travled world 3 times and he died in one time,which time? Bob:Excuse me?Do you have another questions?I have to… Read more intellectual deficiency

Wenn du es noch einmal wagst Karotten als Koeder zu nehmen hau ich dich platt!”

Am ersten Tag ging das kleine weisse Haesschen zum Flussufer um zu fischen,dennoch fing es nichts und ging nach Hause. Am zweiten Tag ging es wieder zum Flussufer um zu fischen,dennoch fing es schon wieder nichts und ging nach Hause. Am dritten Tag ist das Haesschen gerade am Flussufer angekommen,so springt ein grosser Fisch aus… Read more Wenn du es noch einmal wagst Karotten als Koeder zu nehmen hau ich dich platt!”

Hello Mom

With the popularity of Chinese,Many foreigners started to learn Chinese.Of course they made a mistake a lot of fun, today I come to tell you that such a story. 会greeting “How are you” when he returned home to see when the station stood a beautiful Chinese girl, and her he wanted to say hello, suddenly… Read more Hello Mom

computer parts no less?

when Father came home he find his son broke the computer  down. Be startled, ask son “computer parts no less?” “No, it is still more developed the” the son pointed to a pile of scrap parts replied.