An elephant stepped on the ant nest, result all the ant climbed to an elephant’s body, elephant shook body, ants are shook down, only an ant grabbed her little elephant neck not to put, then on the ground the ants yell: choked it, and choked it.
Holds a meeting when British Parliament, a congressman when speech saw in seat Churchill is shaking the head the expression not to agree. This congressman said that,“I remind everybody, I only am am expressing own opinion.” At this time Churchill stands said that,“I also remind meter gentleman to pay attention, I only am am swinging… Read more I only am am swinging my head.
A man and his granddaughter is in a hotel,they want to invite an important guest,but they have not had too much money then,that man has given waiter 100 quick money to say:’ if I order get your dish,you say ” No “.’ after a while that guest has come,while ordering,the man says:”4 Australian abalones.”Waiter:”Whether sorry.”The… Read more little pheasant’s stewed mushroom
Four mice are talking big … A:My everyday candy is the mouse drug,don’t you know? B:Oh, I’ll itch if I don’t touch the mouse catcher for a single day! C:Well,I’d not feel realistic unless I’ve gone into the street for times every day. D:My friends,I’m sorry but it’s time to say goodbye now.You see,I must… Read more Four mice are talking big
Teacher A was grading English essays when she suddenly blasted:”I’ve never seen such a bad essay!” Teacher B heard her and asked:”What’s it about?” Teacher A responded:”It’s about a prince and a princess.” “Not bad!” Teacher B commented. “At the beginning,he wrote’the prince asked the princess:’can you speak Chinese?’and the princess said yes.’ And the… Read more Can you speak Chinese?’
A freak patient was writing a letter when a nurse approached him and asked him what he was doing.He said ” Am writing a letter,can’t you see it!” “But,to whom?” the nurse asked. He said it is for myself.”What did you write about?” asked the nurse. He said” You are nut,I haven’t received it at… Read more I haven’t received it at all,how do I know the content?”
The wife was folding up the cloths while the husband came in and said:”Honey, I am so hungry! Could you oblige me some food please?” “I will make the onion fried mutton for you,”The wife answered,”but you must mince the 3 onions in the fridge first.” A few minutes later, the husband came back:”Can I… Read more He put his head in the water instead of the onions.
Visitors: “Why so that the new position of the statue ugly?” Tour guide: “this is the case, we would like this sculpture of a man riding the heroic bearing, however, to the plastic horse, a lack of funding. … So … Mike was droving his car to a little hamlet.in his way,he met another car,when… Read more the car to collided with a group of pigs.
An English beginner was walking on a street one day, and stepped on a foreigner’s foot by accident. The beginner hurriedly said :”I’m sorry.” And the foreigner replied “I’m sorry too” out of politeness. But the beginner became nervous and said:” I’m sorry three.” Puzzled, the foreigner asked:”What are you sorry for?” ” I’m sorry… Read more The English class review examination paper
Long ago,there was a silly son-in-law.One day,his father-in-law was coming to visit him,and his father was leaving,but worrying about him,so,his father taught him: if your father-in-law ask you:”how are these cattle and horse well taken care?they are pretty good” you will answer:”don’t (why) care about the beast”,if he ask you:”who is managing your family business?”… Read more My God!too long!I am so boring!