A rabbit came to the café for a sweet bread and a cup of coffee. It washed the bread and coffee on the table. When it came back, the coffee was gone. “Who drank my coffee?” Asked the rabbit. No one answered. So the rabbit raised his voice and asked again, tone with anger: “Who… Read more Why do not you even eat bread?
A pair of boys and girls to talk. Boy: if i lean against you, what would you do? Girl: I will resist! Boy: if I reach out to hold your waist, what would you do? Girl: of course I will resist! Boy: if i want to kiss you, what will you do? Girl: of course… Read more A pair of boys and girls to talk
A beautiful young girl to marry an old man, we are very sorry for her. A friend asked her: “how come you marry a frail old man?” She smiled and asked: “if someone gave you a cheque for $about one million, you can not care about the date?”
At the party, there was a lady who had been staring at a man not far away from his eyes. The man felt a little embarrassed and decided to go over and ask. He politely asked her if they had met somewhere before. “We’ve never seen each other.” She replied very politely, “but you look… Read more you look like my third husband
The wife took a dog back and decided to give it the same name as her husband. In the face of a strong wife, husband dare anger, had obediently said: “my dear, if you can consider, let the little dirty dog and my name not too well, will often make mistakes……” This is to say:… Read more called the dog, my voice is very gentle
Wife suspected her husband was having an affair, she invited a private detective to track. Finally, the detective found out the truth, he said to her: “this afternoon, your husband went to a beauty salon, a fashion store, a ballroom.” “He must have a bad behavior……” She said, “No! He’s following you.” His answer.
one day to play cards, and always go home in the middle of the night. At one point, his wife said to him, “I warn you, if you do, I’ll take the man home to sleep!” “Whatever you do! But I’m warning you, don’t take my friends away.
Why boys can not win the argument Why boys quarrel quarrel but girls? Landlord: for so many years, I have never seen a boy and a girl fight to win. No matter who is right or wrong, the last one is the boy. God replies: according to Darwin’s theory of evolution, there were boys who… Read more Why boys can not win the argument
Boys want to do A young man drinks in a bar, Suddenly a beautiful girl, She clings to the man. The young man asked, “sister, what are you doing?” Girl: do you guys want to do ah” Youth: “Yo, sister, do not see ah, so quiet will play DOTA?
This boy is too narcissistic Think of high school, my classmates play games, Afraid the teacher suddenly came in from the back door. Play for a while to look around, Did not see the teacher then play. Every time the head of the back door of the boy thought it was to see him, Suddenly… Read more This boy is too narcissistic